Mystery Color Funny Christmas T-Shirt – Merry Kiss My Ass

🎄 Merry Kiss My Ass – Mystery Color Christmas T-Shirt

Holiday cheer? Nah, we prefer sarcasm.
This mystery color Christmas t-shirt features a bold, cheeky Santa graphic with the saying “Merry Kiss My Ass.”

Each order comes in a surprise color — think classic reds, grays, blacks, or unexpected pops of festive fun. Every shirt is unique, just like your level of holiday patience.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

• ☃️ Premium unisex fit – soft cotton/poly blend for comfort

• 🎁 Professionally screen-printed design – long-lasting print

• 💥 Mystery color surprise – you won’t know till you open it

• 💋 Funny & bold holiday humor – perfect conversation starter

• 🚫 Final sale – no exchanges on mystery color items

🧼 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang dry or tumble low.

Style tip: Pair with jeans or leggings and a holiday attitude that says “I tried… barely.”